The silly "needs" game.
So you go to Google, type in your first name and the word "needs" and see what comes up. In no particular order...
1. Michael needs fiber! (no comment)
2. Michael needs you. (for what?)
3. Michael needs work. (maybe LESS work?)
4. "Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim" (there are no words)
5. Michael needs a date. (with my WIFE!)
6. Michael needs a van. (got one)
7. Michael needs dependable adults in his life. (uh... besides my wife, that is!)
8. Michael needs the Lord Jesus Christ of the King James Bible. (and NO other!!!)
9. Michael needs help. (yes, he does...)
10. Michael needs a whuppin'.
1. Michael needs fiber! (no comment)
2. Michael needs you. (for what?)
3. Michael needs work. (maybe LESS work?)
4. "Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim" (there are no words)
5. Michael needs a date. (with my WIFE!)
6. Michael needs a van. (got one)
7. Michael needs dependable adults in his life. (uh... besides my wife, that is!)
8. Michael needs the Lord Jesus Christ of the King James Bible. (and NO other!!!)
9. Michael needs help. (yes, he does...)
10. Michael needs a whuppin'.
posted by MichaelPolutta at 11:22 PM
5 Comments:
Just be sure you don't get to know the Lord Jesus Christ of the NIV, or worse, the NLT! Next thing you know, you might be raisin' hands and clapping and yellin' "praise the Lord." As I'm sure you learned in your childhood--there should never be any praising of the Lord in some churches. :-)
Taking a break from camp work for a moment, I had to do this. Here is what I need.
1. Danny needs bad medicine.
2. Danny needs to stop talking to the press.
3. Danny needs a scapegoat.
4. Danny needs a date. (Just with Heidi)
5.Danny needs his routine to be consistent. (I agree)
6. Danny needs to step back and get a professional footbal GM. (Huh?)
7.Danny needs a valium the size of a hockey puck. (NO!)
8.Danny needs prayers. (always)
9.Danny needs you to shut up. (no comment)
10. Danny needs quick cash. (who doesn't)
Fun game Mike.
You played!
I'm so proud...
Pete Needs Our Prayers: please pray for our man Pete of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack (ain't it the truth!)
Pete Needs a Ghetto Princess! (like no other)
Pete needs to launch his career as a high-powered attorney (all rise!)
Pete needs some time to digest (more than you know!)
Pete needs support! (please send your donations to...)
Pete Needs More Lube at Yeeeah! (uh... i'm not sure i know how to follow that one.)
Pete needs to shave (only if i have meetings)
Pete needs a lift (you goin? we fly you there!)
Pete Needs a Friend (is it that obvious?)
Pete needs Linux (Nope. Got a Mac!)
Pete needs as much detail as possible (could you be more specific?)
Billy Goat 'Pete' Needs A Home (i've progressed from a mule)
Pete needs help. (man... it is obvious)
Pete Needs You. (to be quiet.)
Pete Needs More Rehab. (ok. i get the point... it's that stinking obvious.)
If we would want nice answers in the needs game (answers which seem unrealistic but true over time)...then type a god's name and type needs next to it!
or "God needs"...if god needs we would certainly need it too (one day!)
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