The silly "needs" game.
So you go to Google, type in your first name and the word "needs" and see what comes up. In no particular order...
1. Michael needs fiber! (no comment)
2. Michael needs you. (for what?)
3. Michael needs work. (maybe LESS work?)
4. "Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim" (there are no words)
5. Michael needs a date. (with my WIFE!)
6. Michael needs a van. (got one)
7. Michael needs dependable adults in his life. (uh... besides my wife, that is!)
8. Michael needs the Lord Jesus Christ of the King James Bible. (and NO other!!!)
9. Michael needs help. (yes, he does...)
10. Michael needs a whuppin'.
1. Michael needs fiber! (no comment)
2. Michael needs you. (for what?)
3. Michael needs work. (maybe LESS work?)
4. "Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim" (there are no words)
5. Michael needs a date. (with my WIFE!)
6. Michael needs a van. (got one)
7. Michael needs dependable adults in his life. (uh... besides my wife, that is!)
8. Michael needs the Lord Jesus Christ of the King James Bible. (and NO other!!!)
9. Michael needs help. (yes, he does...)
10. Michael needs a whuppin'.